Friday, February 6, 2009

Paris Hilton to Irritate Public with 2nd Album

Paris Hilton isn't content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time she exits a vehicle.

Unfortunately for the listening public, this socialite plans on releasing another music album.

“I wrote all the songs,” Hilton said backstage at last week's American Music Awards, referring to her upcoming CD . “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue... I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with."

Atrocious Singer

These giant, ugly sunglasses aren't the worst thing Paris Hilton will unleash on the world; beware of another album from the supposed singer.

Paris Hilton: Used 4 Money and Sex

Pity Paris Hilton.

During a new interview with News of the World, the talentless reality star says she's happy with boyfriend Benji Madden... and that previous men in her life all used her for money and/or sex. Perhaps if she offered the public anything else, they'd take her more seriously.

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Anyway, Paris touched on an array of subjects in the revealing, nauseating article. Here's a look at a few:

On past relationships: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex — but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me. And that made things really difficult.

On starting a family: "I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids. I want three or four.”

Paris: Breaking in Her New BFF

Paris: Breaking in Her New BFF


Getting her new BFF used to days filled with paparazzi-laden shopping sprees, Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger stepped out together in Bel Air, California on Thursday afternoon (December 4).

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To kick things off, the duo browsed through the local pet store before heading off to a deli for lunch. Wearing a "Hilton" emblazoned tracksuit, the hotel heiress and her new gal pal ventured over to a nearby pharmacy to purchase a few gifts.

Meanwhile, it seems as if Miss Hilton has her sites set on landing a new gig - that of the lead role in Disney's live-action version of "Tinkerbell".

"Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president," an insider told press.

"Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential," the source adds.