Halloween costume

What are some ideas for a Lindsay Lohancostume?
If you are going to be Lindsay Lohan for Halloween (maybe your friends are dressing as Paris and Britney) What are some things you could wear or carry? This is supposed to be funny so anything making fun of her would be great.

Lindsay Lohan.. ummm do long red hair with blllonde streeks
put some sugar in a small plastic bag and pretend its coke
wear huge boots.. (stylish ones) or pumps
SHORT *** skirt, (school girl style)
and a a long sleeve shirt that opens up kinda like a v-neck with a cami underit

be sure to have frckles, dark circles under ur eyes, and look shitfaced