Lindsay Lohan's Dad Pulls Out of Boxing Match

Michael, Lindsay Lohan's dad has been forced to delay his forthcoming charity boxing match until next year, after parole officers pulled him out of the fight. The bout against computer boss Bob Venero -- who pledged $30,000 at auction to climb into the ring with Michael Lohan -- was scheduled for Monday in Long Island, N.Y.

But Michael Lohan has been forced to postpone until March, when his parole ends following a two-year jail sentence.

A spokesperson for the New York State Division of Parole says, "Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009.

"We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behaviur that landed him in prison in the first place."

Michael Lohan tells the New York Daily News he is "very disappointed" but understands the decision. "I've been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn't want to cross the line in any way with them." "After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I'm definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson."

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Pulls Out.....that is what he should have done about 22 yrs ago

She looks like something the dog dug up from an Irish peat bog.

Is that thing around her neck the collar and leash that Sam leads her with?

What a nice family...

Could she look just a little more old and used up?

Well, I think it is irresponsible for sf gate to incorrectly spell behavior in this article, futher more I am shocked! Shocked I tell you that they would use the term "pull out" when talking about a young ladies dad. Very disturbing.

Lindsay is a fine young women though, she would thrive with the guidance of a sober but broke right wing gun nut living in poverty in San Francisco.

I sometimes think Lindsay Lohan is an f'up, and then her father speaks. Poor, poor Lindsay Lohan. She didn't have a chance in Hades.

Have you guys ever heard of the peat bog people? Really fascinating 4th century B.C. peoples preserved in the anaerobic environment of old peat bogs! A man actually prematurely confessed to murdering his wife when they found one near his house!

Well, BiLo needs more *structure* or her best parts are going to be dragging in the bog pretty soon.

The Office of Parole Supervision have filed a grievance against Michael Lohan. They resent being cited as the reason Michael Lohan can't fight when in actuality it's because he's a girlyman.

He a wuss, redbull? For reals?

Yahuh.