We're not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin's attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris Hilton's attempts to be funny.
As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton says. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
And how will President Paris deal with the current economic crisis?
"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first."
In Hilton's defense, only in America could someone such as herself be famous.
As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton says. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
And how will President Paris deal with the current economic crisis?
"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first."
In Hilton's defense, only in America could someone such as herself be famous.
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