Ellen and Lindsay Lohan are dating?

What would your initial reaction be if you one day see the news of Ellen Degeneres going out with Lindsay Lohan?

I would be like "Ellen is tooooo good for herrrr"

Lindsay Lohan.. sweeeet and cool, Right? Because just because they're both g4y, they have to date..?

Then i had want someone to record them and put it on the internet (:

Or...

Probably a "How the hell does this possibly affect me in my day-to-day life?!" reaction first.

Then a "Yay! public L3sblan relationship! Suck on that, homophobes!"
After that, I might even find out who these people are...
(who IS "Ellen"? and I've heard of Lohan, but I cant remember what she does... actress?) tch- goes to show how much attention I pay to celebrities. : )