Lindsay Lohan - "Labor Pains" movie

Lindsay Lohan is not-so-hotly anticipated new movie, "Labor Pains," is headed straight to cable.

Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan's comedy film 'll premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. "Labor Pains will be released on DVD about a month later.

Lindsay Lohan plays a young woman who fakes being pregnant to save herself from being fired. She must then keep the lie going for nine months. High-larious, huh?

Us Weekly reports that this is the latest stinker from the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically panned indie "Chapter 27" and the Razzie-winning "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay Lohan also briefly appeared on ABC's "Ugly Betty," playing "surprise" a mean girl.

You realize "of course" that this is all your fault, not Lindsay Lohan's.

Lindsay Lohan actually complained, "If people would just leave my personal life alone –- because it's really not that interesting –- then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."

Ooops.

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